Funny Quote Generator

“ I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. ”

~Warren Buffett

“ I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. ”

~Mitch Hedberg

“ What's another word for Thesaurus? ”

~Steven Wright

“ In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. ”

~George Carlin

“ How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. ”

~Emo Philips

“ Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. ”

~Mel Brooks